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zeldathemes

bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

lookatthewords:

chillona:

est2080:

bynce:

Remember when a 20 year old Beyoncé lowkey snatched Celine Dion

Beyoncé was like let me get this bitch together………lol

I couldn’t even watch the whole thing 🙈 poor Celine

CELINE HAD TO FULL STOP

pinch-of-perfecti0n:

did you guys know that I have an ask box

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

marqueofthebeast:

playstation2chainz:

bobbyhoying:

hostilehottie:

celestia:

remember

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

god i thought i could do it but i cant i cant watch this all the way through 

is he on a tire swing

This is worse than a bot fly video

I got uncomfortable after the first five seconds.

phyerfly:

i felt like i connected a lot to the stickers at the greenhouse today

like this if you’re a boy

shrok-n-denkey:

image

I…

am a man